"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
04/05/2016 at 15:11 • Filed to: None
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"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
04/05/2016 at 15:11 • Filed to: None | 0
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A new show unimaginatively called “Test my ride” is airing right now. Two highly modified cars get rated on performance/handling, style, craftsmanship/build quality while their owners have to watch. The driver, you might have guessed it, is Sabine.
It’s a bit like watching a traffic accident in slo-mo. Painful to watch but I somehow can’t change the channel. At least they aren’t too soft on the owners. “It’s easy to see that you don’t get any girls.”
Let’s hope that they find a better use for her on TG.
Blondude
> Klaus Schmoll
04/05/2016 at 15:15 |
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I see the other two hosts are Host #1 and Host #1's 6/5 scale clone.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Blondude
04/05/2016 at 15:25 |
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I think host #1 is actually a 7/8 scale version of host #2 engineered by Smokey Yunick.
Steve in Manhattan
> Klaus Schmoll
04/05/2016 at 15:28 |
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She can drive anything I have, anytime .... One day I hope to get a ride in the Ring Taxi.
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Klaus Schmoll
> Blondude
04/05/2016 at 15:28 |
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Mini-me is the “build-quality expert”. He had a show in which his team hopped on an old fire truck and riced out peoples’ cars on their doorstep. They are re-using hand-me-down motoring TV people on this show.
FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
> Klaus Schmoll
04/05/2016 at 15:34 |
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Ugh.. is it bad that I actually recognize all three? Also, does Jumbo test burgers on this show?
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Klaus Schmoll
> FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
04/05/2016 at 15:49 |
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Fellow comrade, we have all suffered from bad German reality tv.
And no, he survived 70 (edited) minutes without eating anything. But that gives me an idea. Why not let him eat xxl burgers while Sabine drives him around the track. A split screen shows the owners having a seizure from the mess. (On the episode I just suffered through, the owner of a lime green MKII Golf with a white alcantara interiour only let Sabine drive it with white towels everywhere.)
BJ
> FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
04/05/2016 at 16:22 |
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I think I saw a show where he drove around and tasted all the biggest Klösse/Knödel in Germany? I mean BIG dumplings that could feed 20-60 people...
NJAnon
> Klaus Schmoll
04/05/2016 at 16:46 |
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It shouldn’t be painful to watch. Is the production bad or something?
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Klaus Schmoll
> NJAnon
04/05/2016 at 16:59 |
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The cars were easy to find faults with, and the owners felt uneasy being dragged in front of a camera.
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NJAnon
> Klaus Schmoll
04/05/2016 at 21:06 |
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They felt uneasy? Well it is Germany. just kidding
They got nervous? Good. You want the higher level oppo recognition you gotta step up and take the critique and exposure.
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FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
> Klaus Schmoll
04/06/2016 at 00:22 |
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At least the three hosts are ‘real’ people, not actors. Even though everything else is scripted.
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FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
> BJ
04/06/2016 at 00:25 |
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The dude’s ‘famous’ in Germany for eating the largest meals available. German tv..
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BJ
> FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
04/06/2016 at 10:46 |
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I understand very little German so when I watched it in the past it was always good. :)
I like Bernd das Brot. No idea what he’s going on about but I think he’s funny.
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FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
> BJ
04/06/2016 at 10:49 |
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I felt the same way when I watched American TV shows and video games in English when I was very young.